Hey Vicki I like that one and so did Todd grin


Lelia 
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Vicki and The Rors 
  To: [log in to unmask] 
  Sent: Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:17 PM
  Subject: Joke


  A minister was completing a temperance
  sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I
   had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
  and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said,
  "And if I had
  all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
  And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
   said, "And if I had all the
  whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
  Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very
  cautiously and announced
  with a smile, nearly laughing, "For
  our closing song,
  let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River.".