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Sent: Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:17 PM
Subject: Joke
A minister was completing a temperance
sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd
take it
and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he
said,
"And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air,
he
said, "And if I had all the
whiskey in the world, I'd take it
and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader
stood very
cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For
our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the
River.".