uhm, ken you need a punch line; something like; the boys handed the dog to the reverend saying, Father, you just told the best lie, ever! 
 
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----- Original Message ----
From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:47:10 PM
Subject: Who Gets The Dog?

Who Gets The Dog? 

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came
upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them
between 10 and 12 years of age. 

The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were
hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What are you
doing with that dog?" 

One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old
neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of
us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever
one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep
the dog." 

The reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be
having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then
launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying,
beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie?"
and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never
told a lie." 





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