I have always wondered, why are there gates around heaven? ;->
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From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:44:05 PM
Subject: this is heaven
This is Heaven
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60
years, died in a car crash. They had been in good
health the last 10 years, mainly due to her interest
in health food and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took
them to their mansion, which was decked out with a
beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked Peter how
much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter
replied. "This is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship
golf course in the backyard. They would have golfing
privileges every day, and each week the course would
change to a new one, representing the great golf
courses on Earth.
The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?"
Peter's reply, "This is Heaven -- you play for free."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it's FREE!"
Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol
tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part -- you can eat
as much as you like of whatever you like and you never
get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
With that the old man went into a fit of anger,
throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and
shrieking wildly.
Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking
him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and
said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your
blasted bran muffins, I could have been here 10 years
ago!"
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