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ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:29:30 -0800
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i thought it was implied when the boys said "give him
the dog." oh!! i see that part did not make it. i do
not know what happened. i somehow cut that out after i
typed it in. 
you are right, it did say (before whatever i did to
it) "the boys looked sadly at each other and say okay,
he gets the dog." 

--- Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> uhm, ken you need a punch line; something like; the
> boys handed the dog to the reverend saying, Father,
> you just told the best lie, ever! 
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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> Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:47:10 PM
> Subject: Who Gets The Dog?
> 
> Who Gets The Dog? 
> 
> A clergyman was walking down the street when he came
> upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them
> between 10 and 12 years of age. 
> 
> The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were
> hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What are
> you
> doing with that dog?" 
> 
> One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old
> neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of
> us can take him home. So we've decided that
> whichever
> one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep
> the dog." 
> 
> The reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be
> having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He
> then
> launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying,
> beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie?"
> and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never
> told a lie." 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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