I find this really offensive.

Kat

On Monday 08 November 2004 08:04 pm, [log in to unmask] wrote:
> Carnival Cruise
>
> We at Carnival Cruise Lines have not forgotten that many entertainers who
> promised to leave the country four years ago if George W.Bush was elected
> President are still in the country.
>
> With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep
> their promise now that President Bush has been re-elected!
>
> Attention: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her
> "wife", Ed Asner, Janneane Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael
> Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"),
> Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, and the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times
> and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and
> report to Florida
> for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation,"
> which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in
> Afghanistan.
>
> You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq or some similar sunny
> location.
>
> The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell
> Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties
> prior to your cruise.
>
> Please pack for an extended stay... at least FOUR MORE YEARS.
>
> Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
>
> Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, John Edwards as cruise
> director, and Gray Davis, as Purser (the guy in charge of managing the
> money). "Teh-RAY-sah" Heinz Kerry hopefully will be shoved somewhere below
> decks away from the media.
>
> Monica Lewinsky will be the "Cigar and Cigarette
> Girl". Entertainment will be provided by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce
> Springsteen, and movies will be shown each evening by Michael Moore.
>
> John Kerry will be our Life Guard based on his past experience of pulling
> people out of the water. He is also in charge of games and has eliminated
> "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard". Be sure to
> pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing.
>
> Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and back-up Life Guard. He only
> qualifies as back-up Life Guard since his experience in rescuing people
> from drowning has not been too successful.
>
> Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will provide
> inspirational services, and Al Franken will give
> inspirational talks each afternoon.
>
> If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
> and loved ones, please contact Senator Hillary Clinton. Her "village" can
> raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your
> money and your furnishings until you return.
>
> "Bon Voyage!"
>
> > late breaking story: john kerry put in for another purple heart for the
> > ass kicking he took last week in the election. the electoral college will
> > be issuing this one.
>
> Happiness comes through doors you
> didn't even know you left open.