okay, i had nothing to do with this, but,...

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> Carnival Cruise
>
> We at Carnival Cruise Lines have not forgotten that
> many entertainers who
> promised to leave the country four years ago if
> George W.Bush was elected
> President are still in the country.
>
> With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those
> who still want to keep
> their promise now that President Bush has been
> re-elected!
>
> Attention: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her
> "wife", Ed Asner, Janneane Garafalo, Whoopi
> Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael
> Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently
> still a "meathead"), Barbara
> Streisand, Jane Fonda, and the entire staffs of the
> LA and NY Times and anyone
> else who made that promise, please dispose of all US
> assets and report to
> Florida
> for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation,"
> which has been commissioned to take you to your new
> vacation homes in
> Afghanistan.
>
> You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq or
> some similar sunny
> location.
>
> The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell
> Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward,
> and Miami-Dade counties
> prior to your cruise.
>
> Please pack for an extended stay... at least FOUR
> MORE YEARS.
>
> Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may
> not bring any.
>
> Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,
> John Edwards as cruise
> director, and Gray Davis, as Purser (the guy in
> charge of managing the money).
> "Teh-RAY-sah" Heinz Kerry hopefully will be shoved
> somewhere below decks away from
> the media.
>
> Monica Lewinsky will be the "Cigar and Cigarette
> Girl". Entertainment will be provided by the Dixie
> Chicks and Bruce
> Springsteen, and movies will be shown each evening
> by Michael Moore.
>
> John Kerry will be our Life Guard based on his past
> experience of pulling
> people out of the water. He is also in charge of
> games and has eliminated
> "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls
> "waffleboard". Be sure to pack your
> flip flops as you will need them while playing.
>
> Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and back-up
> Life Guard. He only
> qualifies as back-up Life Guard since his experience
> in rescuing people from drowning
> has not been too successful.
>
> Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will provide
> inspirational services, and Al Franken will give
> inspirational talks each afternoon.
>
> If you have any questions about making arrangements
> for your homes, friends
> and loved ones, please contact Senator Hillary
> Clinton. Her "village" can raise
> your children while you're gone, and she can watch
> over all your money and
> your furnishings until you return.
>
> "Bon Voyage!"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > late breaking story: john kerry put in for another
> purple heart for the ass
> > kicking he took last week in the election. the
> electoral college will be
> > issuing this one.
> >
>
>
>
>
> Happiness comes through doors you
> didn't even know you left open.
>




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