Yes, let's have a Movement! Bum-per stickers reading Hoo Raw!
A Raw Party, with Sprout Hats and edible posters...
  Slogans: Death's inevitable, so live longer, THEN rot.
  Spirit is eternal, therefore eat good, drink good, be merry, and
leave a smiling corpse!
  When in doubt of proper slogans, curtsey, genuflect, or both till
it comes to you.
   Raw food chains offering Fastest Food in the West! Shot From
Nature! (is shot past tense?)
   Talk shows: My Boyfriend Cheats with Braised Meats!
   A secret hand gesture/salute, palm to self, middle finger raised
 (Brits also raise index finger).
   Medical opinion proves that raw eaters get Sane Cow and
Nunzheimers! Beat the cemetery-- getcha worms NOW!
   And see-through uniforms, yes, parsley artfully draped....
oh and we must have a team, playing squash? tennis with oranges?
   Exclusive clubs, none under 50% raw admitted, weightlifting gay
doorfolks turning away the nameless cooked...
   Greeks binge unpasteurized beer and force tearful frosh to eat
raw cigars...  Rawhide sororities reject rushees who wear cooked-leather
shoes...

    Holy days: on Burger's birthday, sacrifice a child; miracles, as
a raw saint's blood turns to carrot juice! The wonders of Braggs'
Liquid Aminos, which prove the transmutation of protein to sodium
without the need for even cold fusion!

    Is that a big enough Movement? And who will clean it up?  Pet