Judee,

Not heard this one before but it is a good one! I reciprocate, and to
all on the list.

Cheers

Neil

Live Long And Prosper

On Sun, Dec 21, 2008 at 11:05 PM, Judee <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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> 2009 Contract
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> After serious & cautious consideration...
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> your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!
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> It was a very hard decision to make, so try not to screw it up!!!
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> My Wishes for You in 2009:
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> May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
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> May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
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> May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
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> May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.
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> May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
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> May the problems you had forget your home address!
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> In simple words...
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> May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!
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-- 
Neil C Timms