Bro Ansu,
 
What traps us in the bad predicament (Jammeh's criminal leadership) we cannot tell for certain, but I tell you, ours is a real test with Jammeh parading as a leader. Certainly, he does have an agenda 3011 and even beyond, but like the common adage goes, “Man proposes and God disposes.” 
 
On reliance and keeping faith, I stick with Gandhi, thus: “When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always.”
 
Beautiful carve Mawdo Baba!
 
yj



There is no god but Allah (SWT) and Muhammad (SAW) is His messenger. Fear and Worship only Allah alone!



 



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Subject: Re: [>-<] AGENDA 2011 - A Short Story
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 07:26:04 -0400
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Baba,

Tony DaaBaa is at it again as 2011 elections draw near.  His second foot soldier has been taken care of.  We await the third and fourth.  As always, a funny piece to start our day.  Thanks.

A. Koroma








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AGENDA 2011
By Baba Galleh Jallow
When I keep quiet, you say Gankal Jumus is keeping quiet. When I don’t talk for some time, you say Gankal Jumus is sleeping, or Gankal Jumus is afraid to talk. Some of you even open your big mouths and you say that Gankal Jumus can no longer talk. Well, you can say what you want. But I will tell you that I am afraid of no living person. I am not even afraid of no dead person. And if you think you are brave, you can come and face me and tell me all your nonsense crap. Belay, belay, belay, you will then know who Gankal Jumus is.
Some of you are making funny noises about so-called drug pin kings and other such nonsense. You say you have evidence that Gankal Jumus is involved with some drug pin kings. What are drug pin kings anyway? I don’t even need to ask that question because those of you who are saying such nonsense are mere cowards who will hide in the West and try to make funny noises. Well, I will tell you that it’s not funny. And if you think your noises are funny then you must have your nose where your mouth is because if I catch you, if I catch you, belay, belay, belay, you will even forget what your name is. Warning before wounding.
You think Gankal Jumus cares about what stupid western powers and so-called papers write about me? They are just like dogs barking because they are angry at the sun. Those of you who are telling these so-called papers dirty lies about me should be brave enough to come out and face me personally. Some of the so-called intellectuals who write these lies claim that they are educated. They think they have so-called doctorates and so they can call me funny names and get away with it. Do they not know that even before they were born, Gankal Jumus knew what was happening in this world? Because I am just 50 years old they think I am young. They do not know that I was right there when my namesake Jumus Carter became president of the United Kingdom. I was there when Marget Thatcher was president and I was there when Romal Regal was president. They should go ask Abraham Nixon who Gankal Jumus is. When William Sang Pierre writing Much Ado Nothing, I was his next-door neighbor in Washington, living just next door to his White House mansion. He used to come out and ask me questions. And I would just say, Sang Pierre, you doing good; just write. I can even tell you about the day Napoleon became president of Russia because I was right there at his swearing in ceremony. That was when he said, to be or not to be, that is the question. You see me walking around and you think that you know me. But I must tell you that you cannot know me because I am not what you think I am. So if you value your life, you should be careful what you say about Gankal Jumus. Otherwise, otherwise, belay, belay, belay, you will regret your whole life.
I hear some of you talking nonsense about your so-called agenda 2011. You also say Gankal Jumus has agenda 2011, and Gankal Jumus this, Gankal Jumus that. Well you can now hear it from the horse’s mouth. Yes, I have my agenda 2011. I even have my agenda 3011. If you think anybody in my own personal country can come here and remove me from power, then you must have your nose where your mouth is. Elections or no elections, I will rule this country for a hundred years and no one can do anything about it. If you think you can do something about it, come and face me. Belay, belay, belay, if I catch you, you will then know who Gankal Jumus is.
You think I allow elections in this country because the so-called West says elections must be held? Well, I do not give a damn about any so-called western powers. They came here to Africa and they enslaved our ancestors and they colonized us and stole all our natural sources. And when we drove them out they want to come back and enslave and colonize us again. Over my dead body. No western country is going to come here and tell me how to rule my own personal country. If they think they have military power, let them try me. Belay, belay, belay, they will then know who Gankal Jumus is.
I will allow elections in this country because elections or no elections, Gankal Jumus is here to stay. Those of you who call yourselves so-called opposition parties. You think if I did not want you to exist you will exist? You only exist in my own personal country because I don’t care if you exist or not, and because I know that elections or no elections, I am here to stay for a hundred years and no one can do anything about it. If you don’t like me you can go to hell. Both you and your western collaborators can go to hell. You think I care about so-called foreign police journals? I have my own personal police and I can buy them a million police journals and distribute them all over the world. You go and write lies in your so-called foreign police journal and you think you can make Gankal Jumus scared. If you think that, then belay, belay, belay, you don’t know who Gankal Jumus is. 
But I will tell you that because you want to play your so-called democracy game, Gankal Jumus will play with you. If you have your so-called journalists and so-called human rights advocates on the internets trying to tell lies about me and write funny stories, I also have my foot soldiers on the internets. Just recently I appointed a second foot soldier to help the only one I had there for the past fifteen years. For fifteen years my single foot soldier defeated your hundreds of so-called journalists and so-called human rights advocates on the internets. Now I have a second foot soldier and I am about to appoint another one. Just three of my foot soldiers against all of your so-called advocates. Since you want to play democracy games, we will play democracy games. But if you think I will allow any opposition to run this country, then you must have your nose where you mouth is. Belay, belay, belay, you will then know who Gankal Jumus is.
I have told you and I will tell you again from the horse’s mouth. Yes, I have my agenda 2011 and I even have my agenda 3011. I don’t care. So if you think you are brave, or if you think I will allow any so-called opposition to win so-called elections in this country, then you don’t know that counting starts with one, two, three. I will tell you that counting starts with one two three and that there are only three days in this world – yesterday, today, and tomorrow. If you don’t believe what I am telling you, I am challenging you to come and face me. Belay, belay, belay, you will then know who Gankal Jumus is. That’s all I have to say. Kalas.


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