One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some
  extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little
  extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be
  able to pick out three hymns.
  After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and
  noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so
  excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and
  said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in
  the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the
  back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.
  Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was
  that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three
  hymns.
  Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the
  three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him
  and him."