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From: Katherine Schulz <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:33 AM
Subject: [romancatholicchat] In Trouble


>
> In Trouble
> A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
> mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew
> that, if any
> mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably  involved.
> The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
> disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
> clergyman
> agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent  her
> 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy set to see the
> clergyman in the
> afternoon.
> The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy  down
> and
> asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
> The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there  with
> his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
> So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where  is
> God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
> So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
> boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?"
> The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove
into
> his closet, slamming the door behind him.
> When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What
happened?"
> The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG  trouble
> this time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it."
>
>
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