----- Original Message ----- From: Katherine Schulz <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:33 AM Subject: [romancatholicchat] In Trouble > > In Trouble > A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively > mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew > that, if any > mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. > The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in > disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The > clergyman > agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her > 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy set to see the > clergyman in the > afternoon. > The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down > and > asked him sternly, "Where is God?" > The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with > his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. > So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is > God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. > So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the > boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?" > The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into > his closet, slamming the door behind him. > When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" > The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble > this time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it." > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> > Join modern day disciples reach the disfigured and poor with hope and healing > http://us.click.yahoo.com/B6T8nB/Vp3LAA/EcBKAA/28VolB/TM > --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/romancatholicchat/ > > <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > [log in to unmask] > > <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: > http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > > >