I'll remember this one.


*Subject: Post Turtle/Palin
*
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah
Palin  and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle
 was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you  come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'


The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued  to
explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up
there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just
wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.





-- 


Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

-George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

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