Ken,
Thanks!
Just what I needed!
On 7/9/07, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Now that I have expressed the deep dark concerns for
> the world I'd better lighten the mood.
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> Bad Leg
>
>
> A man goes into the doctor.
>
> He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's
> wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear
> it!"
>
> The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's
> thigh, only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks. I really need
> 20 bucks."
>
> "I've never seen or heard anything like this before.
> How long has this been going on?" The doctor asked.
>
> "That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."
>
> The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard
> it say, "Man, I really need 10 dollars. Just lend me
> 10 bucks!!"
>
> "Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've
> never seen anything like this." The doctor was
> dumbfounded.
>
> "Wait Doc, that's not all. There's more, just put
> your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.
>
> The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to
> hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars.
> Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you will."
>
> "I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing
> about it in my books," he said, as he frantically
> searched all his medical reference books.
>
> "I can make a well educated guess though," he
> continued. "Based on life and all my previous
> experience, I can tell you that yourleg seems to be
> broke in three places."
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> Free drinks for everyone
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>
> One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and
> says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me
> including you, bartender." So the bartender follows
> the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50
> please." The drunk says he has no money so the
> bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
>
> The next night the same drunk comes in again and
> orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the
> bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions
> and again the drunk says he has no money. So the
> bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
>
> On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders
> drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink
> for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get
> violent when you drink."
>
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> Well Done
>
> John was furious when his steak arrived too rare.
>
> "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well
> done'?"
>
> "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter.
> "I hardly ever get a compliment."
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Kendall
An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all
progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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