Another amusing list from the folks who send me these things every day.  Kat

THINGS TO PONDER

1. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

2. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

3. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

4. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

5. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

6. If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

7. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

8. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

9. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?