A lot of these are probably true. Did hear that someone told George W.
there were 3,000
uncounted ballots in New Mexico. W., answered, "Right now I can't be
bothered with foriegn affairs."

Bobby

Chester Worwa wrote:

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> > Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 09:26:49 EST
> > Subject: palm beach, florida
> > To: [log in to unmask],
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> >
> > Coca Cola announced today that, starting
> > immediately, all cans of soda
> > destined for Palm Beach County, Florida will be
> > clearly stamped on the
> > bottom "OPEN AT OTHER END!"
> > *****************************
> > The Florida Department of Transportation
> > has finally come up with a reason for all the
> > intersection accidents in Palm Beach County,
> > Florida. No one knows what
> > the arrows mean!
> >
> > *****************************
> > Newly released statistic: 87% of the
> > 'blue hairs' in Palm Beach County, Florida used to
> > be blondes.
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  A recount has been ordered of all bingo card
> > winnings over the past five
> >  years in Palm Beach County, Florida.
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  There is already a book out called
> >  "Voting For Dummies". In order for it to sell in
> > Palm Beach County,
> >  Florida, they'll have to first teach most of the
> > people to read. (read
> >  English?!)
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  Everyone in Palm Beach County, Florida
> >  Believes in the Ten Commandments but 78% of them
> > also believe you can
> >  choose five of them that you intend keeping.
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  Doctors have discovered the problem with
> >  Palm Beach County, Florida voters.
> >  68% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word
> > "vote" was "veto".
> >
> >  *****************************
> >
> >  The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach
> >  County, Florida stems from the fact that it is
> >  largely a retirement area. 77% of the retirees use
> > to be lawyers. That's
> >  the segment who asked for another chance to vote.
> > They thought they were
> >  filing an appeal.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >