A lot of these are probably true. Did hear that someone told George W. there were 3,000 uncounted ballots in New Mexico. W., answered, "Right now I can't be bothered with foriegn affairs." Bobby Chester Worwa wrote: > --- [log in to unmask] wrote: > > From: [log in to unmask] > > Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 09:26:49 EST > > Subject: palm beach, florida > > To: [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask], > > [log in to unmask] > > > > > > > > Coca Cola announced today that, starting > > immediately, all cans of soda > > destined for Palm Beach County, Florida will be > > clearly stamped on the > > bottom "OPEN AT OTHER END!" > > ***************************** > > The Florida Department of Transportation > > has finally come up with a reason for all the > > intersection accidents in Palm Beach County, > > Florida. No one knows what > > the arrows mean! > > > > ***************************** > > Newly released statistic: 87% of the > > 'blue hairs' in Palm Beach County, Florida used to > > be blondes. > > > > ***************************** > > > > A recount has been ordered of all bingo card > > winnings over the past five > > years in Palm Beach County, Florida. > > > > ***************************** > > > > There is already a book out called > > "Voting For Dummies". In order for it to sell in > > Palm Beach County, > > Florida, they'll have to first teach most of the > > people to read. (read > > English?!) > > > > ***************************** > > > > Everyone in Palm Beach County, Florida > > Believes in the Ten Commandments but 78% of them > > also believe you can > > choose five of them that you intend keeping. > > > > ***************************** > > > > Doctors have discovered the problem with > > Palm Beach County, Florida voters. > > 68% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word > > "vote" was "veto". > > > > ***************************** > > > > The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach > > County, Florida stems from the fact that it is > > largely a retirement area. 77% of the retirees use > > to be lawyers. That's > > the segment who asked for another chance to vote. > > They thought they were > > filing an appeal. > > > > > > > > > >