Denise Goodman's ?  why? is it warm where she lives?

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kyle E Cleveland [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Thursday, January 07, 1999 12:26 PM
> To:   [log in to unmask]
> Subject:      Re: Working @ home
>
> Bobby Greer wrote:
> > <snip>
> > Kyle,
> >
> >         "Doing donuts" in the snow. Shame on you! Joyce(my wife) is
> terrified
> > by driving in snow and ice. She's had three near fatal accidents on ice
> and
> > snow. So, she will not leave the house. Well, she developes the "female
> > problem"
> > & sends ol' Bobby to the drug store. I'm praying that the pharmacist
> > assistant who fills my prescriptions is on duty which would minimize my
> > embarassment. Wouldn't know, this eighteen year old female is at the
> > register!
> >
> > Bobby
>
> Isn't that always the case?  My fourteen year-old daughter sent me to
> the store the other day for "sanitary napkins" and a friend of mine went
> along for the ride.  As we were leaving the house, Adrienne yells out
> the door, "Dad!  Don't forget!  It's <brand name> maxi-pads WITH WINGS!"
> My (daughter-less) buddy like to died on the spot!  Ha!
>
> Remember what it was like, though, when you were a teen and you went to
> the drug store to try to get condoms (like there was ever a chance I'd
> get to employ one.  Yeah, right)?  Anyway, the old druggist in our
> little town had a lot of fun with that stuff.  He always sold 'em to us
> because he knew they'd just stay in our wallets until they rotted away.
> One time my mom found one (months old) in my wallet, got all upset,
> started crying and told my dad, who just said, "If you want to collect
> souvenirs, go out in the bean field and find some arrow heads.  It's
> cheaper."  Then he laughed and laughed.  The old man new from his
> boyhood experience, I guess.  Still, talk about embarrassment!
>
> As far as the donuts are concerned, I can deal with the snow.  It's
> these "bible-belt" ice storms that are killing me.  Can't you keep that
> stuff in Tenn. where it belongs?
>
> -Kyle
>
> (Wishing I was at Denise Goodman's raht now!)