In a message dated 11/19/2003 1:03:51 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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Word in NYC for 35+ women seeking a husband is that they need to sign up for
courses in building log houses to better their chances.   Trouble is, lots
have taken that advice and the ratio is now pretty bad.   But what do guys do?
  Christopher
As I understand the above, all these, uh, historic (and long-in-the-tooth)
women were looking for gentleman callers, and joined log building classes in
search of pioneering penis people.  The result was, as was sung in our yout',
"two girls for every boy."

Now comes Christopher to ask what the lonely gentleman should do to in order
to meet and greet (or grip and grin, fell and fuck, wear and knock boots,
etc.) eligible bachelorettes.   Seems  pretty obvious to me that the thing to do
is join the log builders, since that's where the adze-wiggling chickies are.
What's not to understand, unless the existing log rollers aren't interested in
having their flannel-wearing, hatchet-hefting harems poached?

Mr. Suave