In a message dated 7/22/2003 5:25:05 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
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> Personally, I'd like to know if you have any info on
> teaching kittens not to climb up screen doors (like, all the way to the top
> so they can fall off - looks like too much fun).
>
A cookie sheet full of flaming kerosene ought to teach them a thing or two.
Ralph