COULD NOT HAVE CONSUMED 36 BEERS, USING TEETH AND CLAWS WOULD HAVE RESULTED
IN LOSS OF AT LEAST 50%, 18 BEERS TOPS.

FURTHERMORE, WITHOUT GROUND STUDIES, BEAR COULD EASILY HAVE SIMPLY POURED
BEERS ONTO GROUND IN TEMPERANCE MOVE, THEN FAINTED WITH EXHILARATION AT STRIKING
BLOW AGAINST DEMON RUM.

AND, HOW DO THEY KNOW THE ORDER IN WHICH THE BEER BRANDS WERE CONSUMED?
---YRS V TRULY,   BEERSHOOTER

> The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into
> campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans,
> swilled down the suds.
>
> It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a
> mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and
> stuck with it for his drinking binge.
>