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"Dr. James Alpigini" <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 28 Jan 2000 21:59:13 -0500
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>There is maybe customs things to consider for fresh meats too if you are in
>the US. I  will let her know.

How to get nailed coming through US customs:

1. Say to customs agent "Don't open my bag, it might upset the bottle of
nitro"

2. Say a loud hello to your friend Jack.

3. Ask the agent if he wants to buy a kilo of good weed.

4. Tell agent that you do not acknowledge the authority of the US government.

5. Try to import fresh fruit, meat, vegetables, live plants, etc.

You can import canned, dried, sealed food.  But not fresh.  You can only
import fresh foods if you are a licenced wholesaler and I blanch to think
of the red tape to become one.

James at Penn State (Who loves duty free scotch :-)

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