Great question, Mag,

I dunno; to "keep the riff-raff out?"

On Dec 10, 2007 1:30 AM, Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> I have always wondered, why are there gates around heaven?  ;->
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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> Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:44:05 PM
> Subject: this is heaven
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> This is Heaven
> This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60
> years, died in a car crash. They had been in good
> health the last 10 years, mainly due to her interest
> in health food and exercise.
>
> When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took
> them to their mansion, which was decked out with a
> beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
>
> As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked Peter how
> much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter
> replied. "This is Heaven."
>
> Next they went out back to survey the championship
> golf course in the backyard. They would have golfing
> privileges every day, and each week the course would
> change to a new one, representing the great golf
> courses on Earth.
>
> The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?"
>
> Peter's reply, "This is Heaven -- you play for free."
>
> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
> buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
>
> "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
>
> "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it's FREE!"
> Peter replied with some exasperation.
>
> "Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol
> tables?" the old man asked timidly.
>
> Peter lectured, "That's the best part -- you can eat
> as much as you like of whatever you like and you never
> get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
>
> With that the old man went into a fit of anger,
> throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and
> shrieking wildly.
>
> Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking
> him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and
> said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your
> blasted bran muffins, I could have been here 10 years
> ago!"
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