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Pat Ferguson <[log in to unmask]>
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The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:02:27 -0500
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Carol, lol. I love that, was funny and I'm saving it.

Thanks for sharing it.

Lovings,
Pat Ferguson

At 03:44 PM 7/21/2006, you wrote:
>Hi,
>
>I received this from a non-Christian friend today and thought it was 
>really funny so, at the risk, laugh with me!
>
>Subject: Burials
>
>A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
>Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The 
>undertaker told the husband, "You can have
>her shipped home for $5,000; or you can bury her here, in
>the Holy Land, for $150."
>
>The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped 
>home The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your 
>wife home, when
>it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"
>
>The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 
>three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
>take that chance."
>
>DISCLAIMER
>In the heat of steamy London:
>
>
>
>
>--
>Carol - Reading, UK
>
>To you, o Lord, I lift up my soul;
>In You I trust, o my God.  . . .."  PS25:1-2 NIV.

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