Those are cute.

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Can you imagine what a scarcity of news there would be If everybody obeyed
> the Ten Commandments?

I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is

IN GOD WE TRUST
Karen Carter  '74
-KC- Ministries


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From: Sharon Hooley <[log in to unmask]>
> Someone Really Stinks
> A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the
> bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I
> tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks
> absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were
> dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet
> stink. Now how do I tell her?"
> Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how
> do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very
> lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's
> lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell
> him gently?"
> The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so
> he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to
> his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to
> hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make."
> And she says, "So have I, love."
> To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."
> =====                                                    True Story -
> The Dog That Loves People
> A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United
> Parcel Service drivers.
> While walking  Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS
> man.
> Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation
> said, "As you can see, he just loves UPS men."
> "Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.