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Here is today's CleanLaugh. - Thai This For a Change
An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a
Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband
looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. "What would you like Marty?"
she asked.
"I'm looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish." He replied.
"Marty, you like meat and potatoes. You won't like that dish." Helen said.
"What do you know," answered Marty, "I'm getting it."
"Marty, I'm telling' you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You
won't like it!" Helen exclaimed.
"I'm getting it and that is the last word!" says Marty.
A short while later the meals arrive at the table. Marty looks down and his
dish and says to Helen, "Where are my eggs?"
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*Here is today's CleanQuote.*
"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."
- Herman Melville (1819 - 1891), Writer
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Featured *Illustration* items are well suited for introducing or
illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or
perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
*Here is today's Illustration. - Prayer*
A six year old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank
You for the pancakes."
When he concluded, his mother asked him why he thanked God for pancakes
when they were having chicken-pot-pie.
He smiled and said, "I thought I would check to see if He was paying
attention."
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*Today's Eye Laugh*
*Horse Teeth*
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