Someone Really Stinks
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the
bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I
tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks
absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were
dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet
stink. Now how do I tell her?"
Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how
do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very
lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's
lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell
him gently?"
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so
he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to
his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to
hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make."
And she says, "So have I, love."
To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."
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The Dog That Loves People
A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United
Parcel Service drivers.
While walking  Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS
man.
Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation
said, "As you can see, he just loves UPS men."
"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.