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Date: | Tue, 15 Apr 2003 00:48:52 EDT |
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1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem 2.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would be
kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 4. Natural childbirth would become
obsolete. 5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective. 6. Men
would be eager to talk about commitment. 7. There would be a cure for stretch
marks. 8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes. 9.
Men wouldn't think twins were so cute. 10. Sons would have to come home from
dates by 9 pm.
Hehehe!
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