This is hilarious, Bobby!  Thanks for sending it...

Kat

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From: "BG Greer, PhD" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, October 21, 2002 12:11 PM
Subject: The Real Secret of the Creation


> I received this from a friend in Texas
>
> New Secret of Creation
>
>
> One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a
> problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and
provided
> this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that
> hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?"
> "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that
> case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that
> Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
> vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster
and
> will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused,
but
> since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
> satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
> things like fighting and kicking a ball about.He won't be too smart, so he
> will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve,
with
> ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?" "Well.....you can
> have him on one condition." "And what's that Lord?" "As I said, he'll be
> proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe
that
> I made him first. And it will have to be our little s ecret. You know,
woman
> to woman."