I received this from a friend in Texas

New Secret of Creation


One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a
problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided
this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that
hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that
case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that
Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but
since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
things like fighting and kicking a ball about.He won't be too smart, so he
will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with
ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?" "Well.....you can
have him on one condition." "And what's that Lord?" "As I said, he'll be
proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe that
I made him first. And it will have to be our little s ecret. You know, woman
to woman."