-----Original Message-----
From: Carla MacInnis [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, February 07, 2001 2:27 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Bobby/Surgery/Fatigue


Ken,

  I know you're dying over there. So spill it!

"Barber, Kenneth L." wrote:

>   My hubby was a Texas boy for years but I've converted him to a healthy
> lifestyle. God help me, he could live to 90 :)
> reminds me of a joke, but, i have promised to be good.


well its about this couple in their 90's that die together in an accident.
they get to heaven and st. peter shows them their mansion. the old guy has
had to be pretty frugal during life so he ask, "what's it cost to live in
the mansion. St Peter says "it's free, this is heaven." then they get in a
fast vihicle to go around. the old guy says how much does this cost?, "it's
free this is heaven." they go to a big banquet table loaded with rich food
and drink. "how much does this cost? it's free this is heaven." "it is bad
for you, no, this is heaven you don't get high colesterol or hard arteries
or fat"
the ond guy looks at his wife of 70 years and says "d**m your brand muffins,
i could have been here 15 years ago."