laura, how are you guys doing?

-----Original Message-----
From: Laura Cleveland [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 9:29 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: School Answering Machine


This is a HOOT! I must pass this along to my teacher pals.
Thanks for the chuckles!
Laura
----- Original Message -----
From: "Karen K. Perlow" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 11:58 AM
Subject: School Answering Machine


> I thought everyone would enjoy this..Karen :)
>
> School Answering Service
> >Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your child's
> >school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
> >please listen to all options before making a selection:
> >
> >=A0 To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1.
> >
> >To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work, Press 2.
> >
> >To complain about what we do, Press 3.
> >
> >To cuss out staff members, Press 4.
> >
> >To ask why you did not get needed information that was already enclosed
> >in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, Press 5.
> >
> >If you want us to raise your child, Press 6.
> >
> >If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7.
> >
> >To request another teacher for the third time this year, Press 8.
> >
> >To complain about bus transportation, Press 9.
> >
> >To complain about school lunches, Press 0.
> >
> >If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
> >accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork, homework,
> >and that it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort,
> >please hang up and have a nice day.
> >
>