hang in there, you re in our prayers. i do miss the banter that is here when
you two are going strong.
-----Original Message-----
From: Laura Cleveland [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Saturday, January 20, 2001 1:44 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: School Answering Machine
Hey Ken,
Thanks for asking.
We are hanging. Mr. Kyle is still out of the loop (and in the recliner) with
his sinus scraping this past Tues. I also had chemo this week, so it's been
a bumpy ride, but glad to be here!
Take care,
Laura
----- Original Message -----
From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 10:38 PM
Subject: Re: School Answering Machine
> laura, how are you guys doing?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Laura Cleveland [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 9:29 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: School Answering Machine
>
>
> This is a HOOT! I must pass this along to my teacher pals.
> Thanks for the chuckles!
> Laura
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Karen K. Perlow" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Friday, January 19, 2001 11:58 AM
> Subject: School Answering Machine
>
>
> > I thought everyone would enjoy this..Karen :)
> >
> > School Answering Service
> > >Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your child's
> > >school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
> > >please listen to all options before making a selection:
> > >
> > >=A0 To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1.
> > >
> > >To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work, Press 2.
> > >
> > >To complain about what we do, Press 3.
> > >
> > >To cuss out staff members, Press 4.
> > >
> > >To ask why you did not get needed information that was already enclosed
> > >in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, Press 5.
> > >
> > >If you want us to raise your child, Press 6.
> > >
> > >If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7.
> > >
> > >To request another teacher for the third time this year, Press 8.
> > >
> > >To complain about bus transportation, Press 9.
> > >
> > >To complain about school lunches, Press 0.
> > >
> > >If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
> > >accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork, homework,
> > >and that it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort,
> > >please hang up and have a nice day.
> > >
> >
>
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