I got a giggle out of this & decided to pass it along..If you don't like it
just delete it..

FOR THOSE WHO REMEMBER THE 1970's
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>1970: Long Hair
>2000: Longing for hair
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>1970: Keg.
>2000: EKG.
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>1970: Acid Rock.
>2000: Acid Reflux.
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>1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
>2000: Moving to California because it's warm.
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>1970: Growing pot.
>2000: Growing pot belly.
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>1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
>Elizabeth Taylor.
>2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
>Elizabeth Taylor.
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>1970: Seeds and stems.
>2000: Roughage.
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>1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
>2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
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>1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
>2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
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>1970: Killer weed.
>2000: Weed killer.
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>1970: Hoping for a BMW.
>2000: Hoping for a BM.
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>1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
>2000: Getting a new hip joint.
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>1970: Rolling Stones.
>2000: Kidney stones.
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>1970: Being called into the principal's office.
>2000: Calling the principal's office.
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>1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
>2000: Children begging you to get their heads
>shaved.
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>1970: Take acid.
>2000: Take antacid.
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>1970: Passing the driver's test.
>2000: Passing the vision test.
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>1970: "Whatever"
>2000: "Depends"