>  > > Hummmm ables
 >  > >
 >  > > Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is a boxing ring square?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
 >  > > turn  down the volume on the radio?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
 >  > > liquid  made With real lemons?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
 >  > >
 >  > > You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
 >  > > Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
 >  > >
 >  > > Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
 >  > >
 >  > > Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
 >  > >
 >  > > Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
 >  > > and drive?