So a shagged shoelace at loose ends straggles into a bar, "Can I get a
dry
martini-zing?"

"'Freud not here," answers the Termite.


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From: "Laura Cleveland" < [log in to unmask]
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Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2000 1:18 PM
Subject: Re: a little quip


> Ar Ar Ar. What's that one about the string going in to a bar---al I
can
> remember is the punch line---frayed knot ('fraid not)?
> Drained brain, Laura
>
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> > From: Barber, Kenneth L. < [log in to unmask] <mailto:[log in to unmask]> >
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> > Subject: a little quip
> > Date: Thursday, April 13, 2000 12:29 PM
> >
> > termite come into a bar and says, is the bar tender here?
>