Good one Ken, hope you don't get caught dozing!!


>parenting:     the "experts"   haven't got children.
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>zanaflex, i am doubling my does starting today. i have taken morning does
>and waited until i was already here at work. did not take it and then drive
>in.
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>i am sitting wondering how i am going to do with work. i do not think my
>boss would like it if i doze off today.  of course, sleeping will make the
>day seem shorter, maybe my carreer could be shorter. i just noticed that i
>put in "pc" instead of "cp" to call up the list address.
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>okay with appologies in advance to any of the members of the blond hair
>persausion.,   a man is cutting his grass (for you non country, non
>soutyhern folk, mowing the lawn) , he notices his blond neighbor comes out
>of her house goes directly to the letter box, looks in and slams the  lid
>shut and stalks back up to the house and goes in.
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>few minutes later, he sees her again, comes out the door, goes directly to
>the letter box, looks in, slams the lid shut harder than before, and goes
>back to her house, muttering angrily to herself and goes back in.
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>a few minutes later as he is edging his lawn, the neighbor comes back out
>goes directly to the letter box, looks in and this time slams the lid so
>hard that one would think she would tear the box off the post. and she
>starts to her door.
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>the man has seen enough that he has to go up and ask, "is something wrong?'
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>"there certainly is something wrong!"
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>"my stupid computer keeps telling me,"
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>"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"