Good one Ken, hope you don't get caught dozing!! >parenting: the "experts" haven't got children. > > > > >zanaflex, i am doubling my does starting today. i have taken morning does >and waited until i was already here at work. did not take it and then drive >in. > >i am sitting wondering how i am going to do with work. i do not think my >boss would like it if i doze off today. of course, sleeping will make the >day seem shorter, maybe my carreer could be shorter. i just noticed that i >put in "pc" instead of "cp" to call up the list address. > > >okay with appologies in advance to any of the members of the blond hair >persausion., a man is cutting his grass (for you non country, non >soutyhern folk, mowing the lawn) , he notices his blond neighbor comes out >of her house goes directly to the letter box, looks in and slams the lid >shut and stalks back up to the house and goes in. > >few minutes later, he sees her again, comes out the door, goes directly to >the letter box, looks in, slams the lid shut harder than before, and goes >back to her house, muttering angrily to herself and goes back in. > >a few minutes later as he is edging his lawn, the neighbor comes back out >goes directly to the letter box, looks in and this time slams the lid so >hard that one would think she would tear the box off the post. and she >starts to her door. > >the man has seen enough that he has to go up and ask, "is something wrong?' > >"there certainly is something wrong!" > >"my stupid computer keeps telling me," > >"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"