Hi, all you vegetarians!

A few questions for you:

1.  If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come
      from?

2.   Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream
       container?

3.  Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they
      taste funny?

4.  Does "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepherd hasn't        caught
yet?

5.  If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

6.  When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

7.  Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

......###         Marie Betz             ###                          ###