On the lighter side...some more off-topic trash for the new deputy sheriff
in town, Stefan....sooorry ;)

Kirt

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>Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 00:04:02 -0700
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>Subject: Shampoo Foam
>
>Coming up from Dr. Science:
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>Dear Doctor Science,
>Shampoo comes in many colors.  How come it always foams white when you
>wash your hair?
>
>-- A. Haynes, Penn Valley, California
>
>Shampoo is a scam.  Instead of cleaning your hair, the various shades
>of green, gold and lemon yellow are actually placing particles of filth
>in your hair, thus creating more need for shampoo. The white foam?
>It's there merely to disguise this dirty work. If you really want clean
>hair, I suggest you do as our forefathers did: duck your head in a
>clear mountain stream and bang it firmly between two rocks.  Not only
>will this give you a clean head...but a clear one as well. In this age
>of consumer fraud - shampoo, toothpaste, and nugget-shaped chicken -
>your poor head needs all the help it can get.
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