Vinny,

It is also punny.  Check the spelling.  Or perhaps it is only two thirds of
a joke, that is, punny?

Phil.



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, September 15, 2007 1:20 AM
Subject: Re: Drink and be merry


> phil,
> ,
>     It's a groaner.
> Vinny
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Friday, September 14, 2007 1:31 PM
> Subject: Drink and be merry
>
>
> > My Mexican barber, he is about 70 years old, told me this  today.
> > He is a fine Christian man and plays the guitar on his  church
> > worship team.
> >
> >     Three rabbis were studying some old manuscripts and
> > discovered  that a number of Mexican's Jews lives in a particular
> > part of  Mexico.  They wanted to check this out further so they
> > booked a  flight.
> >
> >     Once after renting a car and driving for hundreds of miles,
> > then traveling by donkeys, and  eventually by foot, they arrived
> > wearily at the village which was uncovered in their  studies.
> >
> >     Finding a small canteena that was open, they entered and when
> > the waiter  came over to give them water and to take their orders,
> > one of the rabbis said, "We are scholars, Rabbis, and in  our
> > recent studies, we have learned that many years ago, there were
> > established a considerable number of Mexicans Jews in this area.
> > Do  you know if there are any Mexican Jews here?"
> >
> >     "No," he answered, "I have never heard of such a thing but I
> > shall ask the owner of this establishment.
> >
> >     Returning a few moments later, he said, "No, I am sorry, we
> > have no Mexican Jews here."
> >
> >     The men insisted there had to be because their manuscripts
> > were originals and they could not be wrong.
> >
> >     "Well, I will go ask the cook.  Perhaps he will know."
> >
> >     Moments later, the waiter returned.  "I am sorry but  the
> > cook he say, we have no Mexican Jews here in this place.  In
> > fact, he say, we have no orange juice, grape juice, tomato juice,
> > or any type of  Mexican juice at all in this place."
> >
>