Vinny, It is also punny. Check the spelling. Or perhaps it is only two thirds of a joke, that is, punny? Phil. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Vinny Samarco" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Saturday, September 15, 2007 1:20 AM Subject: Re: Drink and be merry > phil, > , > It's a groaner. > Vinny > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Phil Scovell" <[log in to unmask]> > To: <[log in to unmask]> > Sent: Friday, September 14, 2007 1:31 PM > Subject: Drink and be merry > > > > My Mexican barber, he is about 70 years old, told me this today. > > He is a fine Christian man and plays the guitar on his church > > worship team. > > > > Three rabbis were studying some old manuscripts and > > discovered that a number of Mexican's Jews lives in a particular > > part of Mexico. They wanted to check this out further so they > > booked a flight. > > > > Once after renting a car and driving for hundreds of miles, > > then traveling by donkeys, and eventually by foot, they arrived > > wearily at the village which was uncovered in their studies. > > > > Finding a small canteena that was open, they entered and when > > the waiter came over to give them water and to take their orders, > > one of the rabbis said, "We are scholars, Rabbis, and in our > > recent studies, we have learned that many years ago, there were > > established a considerable number of Mexicans Jews in this area. > > Do you know if there are any Mexican Jews here?" > > > > "No," he answered, "I have never heard of such a thing but I > > shall ask the owner of this establishment. > > > > Returning a few moments later, he said, "No, I am sorry, we > > have no Mexican Jews here." > > > > The men insisted there had to be because their manuscripts > > were originals and they could not be wrong. > > > > "Well, I will go ask the cook. Perhaps he will know." > > > > Moments later, the waiter returned. "I am sorry but the > > cook he say, we have no Mexican Jews here in this place. In > > fact, he say, we have no orange juice, grape juice, tomato juice, > > or any type of Mexican juice at all in this place." > > >