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lol.
At 05:51 PM 4/26/2016, you wrote:
>Wake up now, it's over.
>
>Sharon H.
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> > On Apr 26, 2016, at 2:09 PM, Pat Ferguson
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >
> > TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SERMON
> >
> > 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.
> > 9. The pews have camper hookups.
> > 8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few dozen extra
> > tapes on hand to record today's sermon.
> > 7. The preacher has brought a snack to the pulpit.
> > 6. The preacher breaks for an intermission.
> > 5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.
> > 4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a
> > filing cabinet.
> > 3. The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.
> > 2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit,
> the preacher
> > turns up a four-foot hour-glass.
> > AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON
> > 1. The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the super bowl" but
> > it's only November!
> >
> >
> > Thanks much.
> >
> > Many Blessings,
> >
> > Pat Ferguson
> > "I can Do all Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me" Philippians 4:13.
Thanks much.
Many Blessings,
Pat Ferguson
"I can Do all Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me" Philippians 4:13.
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