lol cute.
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "VIRGIE UNDERWOOD" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:45 PM
Subject: Re: Click Here Blues (this is good.)


> Sharon,
> This is great!
> Virgie and Hoshi
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Sharon Hooley" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:06 PM
> Subject: Click Here Blues (this is good.)
>
>
>> Hi guys!
>>
>> got this from the Access Comp List.
>>
>> sharon
>>
>> Click Here Blues
>>
>> I'm feeling so low; I can look up at my shoes.
>>> My sanity, Babe, I'm about to lose.
>>> You want to know why? I'll give you the news.
>>> Baby, I done got the "click here" blues.
>>> I had me a problem with my student loan.
>>> I needed some help, so I picked up the phone.
>>> I spent maybe four or five minutes on hold,
>>> While the tape about the company's website told.
>>> It kept saying "go to our website."
>>> We can sure help you there.
>>> You'll get the fastest service you can find anywhere.
>>> Go to WWW; click here; log in.
>>> It's easy and fast and besides, its in.
>>> But I wanted a human being to help me with this.
>>> I don't want some fancy website; I don't need all this.
>>> Please let me talk to someone
>>> You know what I mean?
>>> I want to work with a human;
>>> I don't want no machine.
>>> So I sat me on hold for twenty minutes more.
>>> Then, I finally got a human; darn near fell on the floor.
>>> But when I tried to tell her what my problem was,
>>> She said to me so sweetly,
>>> That's what our website does.
>>> We can't help you here.
>>> You need to go online.
>>> It's the in thing to do Dear.
>>> And it sure works fine.
>>> So, here's a password for you.
>>> Have a wonderful day.
>>> Then she hung up on me;
>>> There was nothing more I could say.
>>> So, I went up to their website.
>>> There were "click heres" everywhere.
>>> Edit and combo boxes ;
>>> and I was pulling out my hair.
>>> The password's not a word at all;
>>> It's a combo I can't believe.
>>> And I have to type it a certain way;
>>> Or the site will tell me to leave.
>>> I threw away my computer and I went to Woody's Bar.
>>> I wanted me a strong drink, but I didn't get that far.
>>> At each place on the bar, right where I'd set a beer,
>>> There were computer monitors which said,
>>> Would you like a Miller?  Click here.
>>> So I just turned around and went home again.
>>> It was about half past five.
>>> My wife was fixing dinner.
>>> Company was about to arrive.
>>> Then she said, "Come see our new microwave."
>>> "It's on the counter over here."
>>> "You don't need a timer to cook things in it."
>>> "You just point to what you want and click here."
>>> I done lost my mind.
>>> And they put me away.
>>> Out here on the funny farm.
>>> Been here sinse last Friday.
>>> But I ain't getting much rest.
>>> Why is perfectly clear.
>>> When I went to lunch they told me,
>>> Just take what you want, then click here.
>>> I can't believe we've come to this.
>>> Where are the humans? Where?
>>> There's no one around to help you anymore.
>>> You're just told to click here or click there.
>>> And when you complain or rave, it don't do you any good.
>>> They just keep saying "click here;" "click here." It's like they're made
>>> of
>>> wood.
>>> I sure hope the afterlife is nothing like this space.
>>> I hope it's nice and simple with no click heres all over the place. But 
>>> I
>>> can just imagine how it will be at the pearly gates as I draw near. I'll
>>> probably see some sign that says, Want to come in? Click here.