This may help with winter pain.

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Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 08:54:20 PST
From: Scott L <[log in to unmask]>
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Subject: 25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
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>       25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
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>1. It's an incentive to show up.
>2. It reduces stress.
>3. It leads to more honest communications.
>4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
>5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
>6. Employees tell management what they think, not what managers want to
>hear.
>7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
>8. It encourages carpooling.
>9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
>care.
>10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
>11. It makes fellow employees look better.
>12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
>13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when  they are wasted.
>14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
>15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
>16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
>bar.
>17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
>18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.
>19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on  their lunch break.
>20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.-SCARY!!!!
>21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
>22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
>23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
>24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
>25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common.

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