This may help with winter pain. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 08:54:20 PST From: Scott L <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] Subject: 25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!! > > |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||____ > | B u d w e i s e r | ||'|"\,_ > |_..._...______===|=||_|__|...,] > )'(@)""""""|(@)(@)*****(@)*I > > > 25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... > >1. It's an incentive to show up. >2. It reduces stress. >3. It leads to more honest communications. >4. It reduces complaints about low pay. >5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. >6. Employees tell management what they think, not what managers want to >hear. >7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. >8. It encourages carpooling. >9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't >care. >10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. >11. It makes fellow employees look better. >12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. >13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. >14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. >15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. >16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the >bar. >17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. >18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks. >19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. >20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.-SCARY!!!! >21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union. >22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use. >23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. >24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross." >25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com