Hahahahahahah

Kat

Linda Macaulay wrote:
> My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first 
> mistake).
> One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors 
> was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why 
> she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the 
> kitchen?
> Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that 
> those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast 
> forward a few months..
> It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle 
> and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they 
> were gone.
> Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first 
> and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, 
> then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. 
> Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each 
> place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at 
> each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked 
> the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked 
> me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults 
> into further fits of laughter.
> "But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!! "
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