C-PALSY Archives

Cerebral Palsy List

C-PALSY@LISTSERV.ICORS.ORG
Options: Use Forum View

Use Monospaced Font
Show Text Part by Default
Show All Mail Headers

Message: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Topic: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]
Author: [<< First] [< Prev] [Next >] [Last >>]

Print Reply
Subject:
Re: Alabama hunters
From:
Salkin Kathleen <[log in to unmask]>
Reply To:
St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
Date:
Fri, 16 Aug 2002 07:10:30 -0400
Content-Type:
text/plain
Parts/Attachments:
text/plain (63 lines) 
LOL, now you're reminding me of Monty Python!

Kat
----- Original Message -----
From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]>
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.c-palsy
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, August 16, 2002 6:51 AM
Subject: Alabama hunters


> A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one
> of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
> rolled back in his head.
>
> The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He
> gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
>
> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
> easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
>
> There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard.
>
> The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now
> what?"
>
>
>
>
> From: "Michael Ripp" < [log in to unmask] <mailto:[log in to unmask]> >
> Date: Tue, 13 Aug 2002 11:11:35 -0500
> To: "Mike & Jeannine Ripp" < [log in to unmask]
> <mailto:[log in to unmask]> >, "Linda" < [log in to unmask]
> <mailto:[log in to unmask]> >, "Ken Schmit" <[log in to unmask]>, "Ken
> Bourgeois" <[log in to unmask]>, "Jim Allen" <[log in to unmask]>,
> "Jerry Rambo" <[log in to unmask]>, "Hart Buerkle" <[log in to unmask]>, "Gus
> Delara" <[log in to unmask]>, "Ernie Ohlmeyer" <[log in to unmask]>,
> "Elmer Miller" <[log in to unmask]>, "Dick Padden" <[log in to unmask]>,
"Dave
> and Jen" <[log in to unmask]>, "bscoed" <[log in to unmask]>, "Bill
> Childress" <[log in to unmask]>, "Amy Ripp" <[log in to unmask]>, "Alvin
> Wickboldt" <[log in to unmask]>
> Subject: Fw: Alabama hunters
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> Subject: Alabama hunters
>
> A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one
> of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
> rolled back in his head.
>
> The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He
> gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
>
> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
> easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
>
> There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard.
>
> The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now
> what?"

ATOM RSS1 RSS2