LOL, now you're reminding me of Monty Python! Kat ----- Original Message ----- From: "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> Newsgroups: bit.listserv.c-palsy To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Friday, August 16, 2002 6:51 AM Subject: Alabama hunters > A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one > of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are > rolled back in his head. > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He > gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it > easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." > > There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard. > > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now > what?" > > > > > From: "Michael Ripp" < [log in to unmask] <mailto:[log in to unmask]> > > Date: Tue, 13 Aug 2002 11:11:35 -0500 > To: "Mike & Jeannine Ripp" < [log in to unmask] > <mailto:[log in to unmask]> >, "Linda" < [log in to unmask] > <mailto:[log in to unmask]> >, "Ken Schmit" <[log in to unmask]>, "Ken > Bourgeois" <[log in to unmask]>, "Jim Allen" <[log in to unmask]>, > "Jerry Rambo" <[log in to unmask]>, "Hart Buerkle" <[log in to unmask]>, "Gus > Delara" <[log in to unmask]>, "Ernie Ohlmeyer" <[log in to unmask]>, > "Elmer Miller" <[log in to unmask]>, "Dick Padden" <[log in to unmask]>, "Dave > and Jen" <[log in to unmask]>, "bscoed" <[log in to unmask]>, "Bill > Childress" <[log in to unmask]>, "Amy Ripp" <[log in to unmask]>, "Alvin > Wickboldt" <[log in to unmask]> > Subject: Fw: Alabama hunters > > > ----- Original Message ----- > Subject: Alabama hunters > > A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one > of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are > rolled back in his head. > > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He > gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" > > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it > easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." > > There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard. > > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now > what?"